7 Reasons Why the 7 Dwarves Will Never Achieve World Domination


Bashful. As the name suggests, Bashful would be much too timid and reserved for the relentless, power-hungry attitude required to take over and rule an entire planet.

Dopey.... Does this name suggest intelligence?

Sleepy. Simply could not stay awake long enough to accomplish much of anything.

Happy. Ruthless tactics and warfare would generally go against Happy's nature, although he would exceed at the inspirational speech aspect.

Sneezy. There aren't enough antihistamines in the world. Runny noses do not instill confidence.

Doc and Grumpy. Between the two of them, they might actually have a shot. With the exception of the "vertical challenges".