7 Reasons Why the 7 Dwarves Will Never Achieve World Domination


Bashful. As the name suggests, Bashful would be much too timid and reserved for the relentless, power-hungry attitude required to take over and rule an entire planet.

Dopey.... Does this name suggest intelligence?

Sleepy. Simply could not stay awake long enough to accomplish much of anything.

Happy. Ruthless tactics and warfare would generally go against Happy's nature, although he would exceed at the inspirational speech aspect.

Sneezy. There aren't enough antihistamines in the world. Runny noses do not instill confidence.

Doc and Grumpy. Between the two of them, they might actually have a shot. With the exception of the "vertical challenges".

Twilight Series Review

Despite the contants praise the Twilight series is showered with, I personally don’t even know where to start on how utterly pathetic and irritating they truly are. The plot is decent (an ordinary girl falls for a vampire, and throughout the series they encounter many dangerous situation), I might even go as far as to say it has potential to be good, but somewhere between Bella’s obscure idea of love (which is more along the lines of dilusional worship) and Edward’s tendancy to say the corniest thing he could possibly muster, haven’t caused me to intall much faith in this supposedly “epic” series. Author Stephanie Meyer made Bella out to be nothing more than whiny useless and clumsy. She actually stated "I guess my brain will never work right. At least I'm pretty." …And this is the modern day heroine teenage girls across the globe are aspiring to be like? The series also gives these young girls the idea that they need a man to be happy, and that life without a dazzleingly good looking Edward Cullen, is not a life worth living. I can’t help but read these books in a sarcastic tone, as they are sickenly cheesy, and miraculously popular for Meyers bland and repetetive writing style.